Ora, finalmente saiu uma versão do Ubuntu para cristãos. Nada de cenas do Demo...

"Ubuntu Christian Edition won't run on Apple computers. He said not to touch them"

 ... é um sistema altamente seguro...

"Viruses are not quarantined in Ubuntu Christian Edition... they are handled by a special confessor process who listens to their sins."

..., nada de BSD (Blue Screens of Death)...

"If a process dies in Ubuntu Christian Edition, he reaches eternal life. Without error code, he goes to the Holy Data Structure of Heaven; with error code, he is damned to infamous Data Structure of Hell."

... e é totalmente auto-configuravel...

"If you uninstall Ubuntu Christian Edition, it will automatically re-install after three days."

[Via Ubuntu Christian Edition Facts]